The Hey Look of Hey its a wild Aerilia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Wild Aerilia with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.515 billion Hey its a wild Aerilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerilia City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hey its a wild Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,242 trillion Crumbs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 259,049 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hey its a wild Aerilia's national animal is the Aerilia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aerilia.

Hey its a wild Aerilia is ranked 283,712^th in the world and 235^th in Nerdlandia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 19.93 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.